Windermere Primary School CoMMMedy Kids

Have a listen to their great jokes

Windermere Primary School CoMMMedy Kids






Koby, Grade 3

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he's chicken.


Billie, Grade 4

Knock Knock.

Who's there?


Europe who?

No, you are!


Jed, Grade 4

How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meat Patty


 Nicholas, Grade 4

 What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck


Bailee, Grade 3

What did the nose say to the finger?

Stop picking on me!


Callum, Grade 4 

 What do you call a dog that gets stuck in a toilet?

A poodle


 Cecelia, Grade 4

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You go ahead and I'll hang around.


Jean-Daiki, Grade 3

Why did the human stand in the room?

Because it was his living room


Blake, Grade 3

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

About a buckaneer



Hannah, Grade 4

What does a vampire have for his christmas dinner?



Mercedes, Grade 4

What does the plate say to the other plate?


Tamsin, Grade 4

 I heard a joke about a boomerang.

But I forgot it… I'm sure it will come back to me.


Maxx, Grade 4

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9!


Brooke, Grade 3 

Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.


Kayden, Grade 3

Knock Knock.

Who's there?


Robin who?

Robin all the Christmas candy again


Ebony, Grade 3

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

NACHO cheese!


Alexis, Grade 3

Why didn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?

Because he was stuffed.


Summer, Grade 3

Knock Knock.

Who's there?


Ipe who?

HAHA you said I Poo.


Elise, Grade 3

How do oceans say hello?

They wave


Lucy, Grade 4

Jesus can walk on water right?

Well I can walk on cucumbers, and they're 98% water so that makes me 98% Jesus


Rieley, Grade 3

knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow - MOOO!


Jackson, Grade 4

Have you heard about where all the baked beans went missing in Australia?

They found them in Cairns