WINDERMERE PRIMARY SCHOOL COMMMEDY KIDS
Koby, Grade 3
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he's chicken.
Billie, Grade 4
No, you are!
Jed, Grade 4
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Nicholas, Grade 4
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
Bailee, Grade 3
What did the nose say to the finger?
Stop picking on me!
Callum, Grade 4
What do you call a dog that gets stuck in a toilet?
Cecelia, Grade 4
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You go ahead and I'll hang around.
Jean-Daiki, Grade 3
Why did the human stand in the room?
Because it was his living room
Blake, Grade 3
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buckaneer
Hannah, Grade 4
What does a vampire have for his christmas dinner?
Mercedes, Grade 4
What does the plate say to the other plate?
Tamsin, Grade 4
I heard a joke about a boomerang.
But I forgot it… I'm sure it will come back to me.
Maxx, Grade 4
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9!
Brooke, Grade 3
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Kayden, Grade 3
Robin all the Christmas candy again
Ebony, Grade 3
What do you call a cheese that's not yours?
Alexis, Grade 3
Why didn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?
Because he was stuffed.
Summer, Grade 3
HAHA you said I Poo.
Elise, Grade 3
How do oceans say hello?
Lucy, Grade 4
Jesus can walk on water right?
Well I can walk on cucumbers, and they're 98% water so that makes me 98% Jesus
Rieley, Grade 3
Interrupting cow - MOOO!
Jackson, Grade 4
Have you heard about where all the baked beans went missing in Australia?
They found them in Cairns