Brad Ebert has confirmed a whisper from Mark Ricciuto that no Port Adelaide player scored an invite to Jared Polec's wedding.
Roo and Ditts got stuck into each other after Roo dropped that Polec's wedding, which is coming up soon, wouldn't feature another Port Adelaide player.
So they asked teammate Brad Ebert if he scored an invite.
"No, I didn't, boys!" he laughed.
Did anyone else cop an invite?
"Not that I know of!" he said.
"I am still hanging out (for an invite)! I have moved."
The engagement party? Same result.
"We didn't know about that one earlier in the year," he said.
"He sometimes comes (to functions)!"