Christmas is just around the corner. Forget presents for everyone else, treat yourself to a 2018 Vladimir Putin 'Action' Calendar.
Why go about your life using your regulation iPhone calendar or bland, vanilla calendar you get for free from the local real estate agent when you can have 12 months of the Russian President doing action stuff?
Like, Vlad riding a low-rider motorcycle carrying the Russian flag?
Or how about Mr Putin fishing on a yacht in an all white, all right kit?
And you simply can't miss the great man hunting shirtless with a scoped rifle.
You can have all those images (plus nine more) for the cheap, cheap price of £15.99 ($27.90).
But get in quick, Ebay claim they only have 6,000 copies of the "highly collectable" calendar available.